Dee-sember

People keep pressing their faces up against the glass but there's not a darned thing I can do about it.

But a college life is only days & hours & dollars from its death, so it's time to worry about new windows & new noses.

Besides, what does it say about me that:
1) I want to spend thousands of US dollars on a bicycle, &
2) I worry that immediately upon leaving said bicycle locked up in front of any building that it will go missing?