05 December 2009

Divisadero, Five Forty-Three

Some times people fight—I suppose—simply to fight.
This is fine, but at times it is not fine.

Only do not spew gay slurs at defenseless patrons in our favourite neighbourhood restaurant.
If you do, it can be counted on that 1) Your sloppy inebriation will spill into my lap [I will not be amused] & 2) An odd couple of East Africans will throw your opponent onto the sidewalk, one advising, "Listen to your Mama! You're embarrassing yourself!"

Do not fight—please—simply to fight.

1 comment:

Jenelle said...

Listen to your Mama!