At ease, gentlemen

There are coming many days when I will need to wake before six in the morning. Those days are not here yet, so I was a bit puzzled by the unknown number telephoning me at 8:02 this morning.

I'm glad I didn't pick up the call; a reverse phone number lookup told me that the caller was an Army recruitment center in Houston, Texas.

All I'm saying is that someone from the Army wanted to talk to me at eight o'clock in the morning. That's really all.